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Ssssssmokin`!!!

December 8, 2008

Recently I’ve come to ponder about how Singaporean Smokers are marginalised in our very own country.

For one thing – yes I have to agree that smoking itself, is harmful to yourself and the people around you(mind you these “people around you” are referring to people in your close proximity over a constant /long period of time. People like your parents, siblings, child, colleagues,partner.Other den these people, those with severe health problems aka asthma sufferers, sinus sufferers or those with acute breathing problems will be adversely affect by our smoking.

But can you imagine, that we are such a health threat that we have to continue our habit in zones and marked out areas that cater a space that is usually insufficient for the number of actual users? If you don’t get my drift…den please, the next time to go to a coffeeshop , look at the smokers section. Its not crowded there becoz there are so many smokers, its crowded becoz there is so little seats for smokers.

Smokers on average , pay a higher tax den most citizens in the exact same social conditions(work/salary/lifestyle) due to the extremely high duty tax levied on cigarettes. However, they are made to patronise the same restaurant/ hawker centre/ coffeeshop and are made to sit in a corner, zoned with a yellow coloring on the floor with offending (yes, I find it offending) signs dictating that this is a space that they are ALLOWED and SUPPOSED to continue their habit in. And we face a fine if we don’t. Now tell me , how would you feel, if a restaurant opened its doors, asked if you wanted a non-smoking seat and directed you to a space that was designated to your habits and that space was AT MOST 10% OF THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT SEATING AREA. And you have company of 10. In the middle of lunchtime.

The Smokers probably cheered. But the non-smoker would have went home and blasted that restaurant on The Straits Time’s Forum Page.

The absolutely frustrating thing is , that non Smokers actually vie with us for that limited space too! Considering that we are legally obliged to occupy only the smoking section of the eatery, the general public is allowed to encroach into our designated spot AT WHIM! We can’t even evict them from their seats JUST BECAUSE WE ARE SMOKERS because the seats are for the GENERAL PUBLIC. So wad kind of dilemma do we Smokers end up in?

Designated Smoking areas are also discriminatory – for those who have served in National Service, we all know wad it is. Its a Yellow Box. We’ve been trapped in it for 2 years, now its on the streets. How abt we put a lane for Smokers to walk in while non Smokers walk in a glass lane? We shouldn’t have to live this way?!

I am a Smoker and its been my habit since I was 15. I know its bad for my health and others , but everyone will agree that its my life and how I live it is my own doing. But no habit should have you publicly humiliated exactly because nobody deserves that. Why should a Smoker go down the street , minding his own business and enjoying a stick – be subject to some auntie waving her hand in the air infront of her as you pass. As if her hands, gesturing like some ventilation turbine, is fast enough to channel the smoky( the word is with italics because it is perceived) air out of her airflow?

Its downright rude. Its like a White Man crossing the street when he sees a Black Man coming towards him on the pavement. Its DISCRIMINATION.But then again I dun wish to blow the bugles of Smokers without admitting to our faults.

Yes, we are fucked up too at times. The worst of us spit,throw our cigg butts blatantly, our empty cigg boxes are conveniently forgotten as we walk off from our bench or chair. We also are guilty of not taking the well being of others into consideration , with acts like standing upwind of a bus stop as we smoke, exhaling smoke while in crowds, wielding lit ciggs too close to people walking alongside or towards us on the pavements. How can we expect the understanding of non smokers when we are constantly stepping on their toes?

So I devise a Smokers’ Etiquette .

This following list contains simple acts of common sense that hopefully one day : will allow us to no longer be ridiculed by unknown aunties , health freaks and the general non smoking public. In return they will be more tolerant, understanding and courteous to Smokers.

  1. Throw your cigg butts,plastic wrappers,empty cigg boxes in proper bins at all times. Ashes are not part of the deal but you can try to contain the mess you make by all means.
  2. Stay on the downwind. Don’t smoke at the front of the bus stop – the oncoming wind blows your exhaled smoke to the dozens of others behind you.
  3. Watch your butt. I mean your cigg butt – ever tried brushing the lit end on your own skin? Well it hurts – so do other people! Move your lit stick away from oncoming human traffic, be aware of your sticks.
  4. Be morally upright. Don’t bellow out smoke in the direction of people, especially babies, pregnant mothers, young children, for god’s sakes people in general! You’re not Scarface or some gangster chasing a owed debt.
  5. Know when not to smoke. Yes you let the stick burn and that means your money is burning. But for fuck’s sakes…smoking while waiting for the traffic light to turn in Orchard Rd??? Its annoying even for a Smoker to be breathing in your Exhale.

Overall, I hope Smokers and non Smokers can stay in this City with no Ugly Yellow Boxes and packed smoking areas. In return, let us all Smokers be wiser and kinder to those who do not share the same enthusiasm as us in the enjoyment of a good tobacco product.  Thank You.

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Paralympics.

September 24, 2008

Copywriting : Alvin

Photoshop : Rustin

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The concept was grown from a different idea altogether. My 1st Ad idea was to create a background of a basketball match involving disabled basketball players.

The eye catcher was to have one of the player doing a slam dunk. Imagine! A disabled basketball player! Slam Dunk!?!?

This got Rustin,Lester and I into debate and we thought up of more sports which could be made into such “amazing” formats. So we came up with this.

Paralympic Long Jump. Its not an actual event…but its more of a spoof ad.

I wish to add that no malicious intent was intended for this picture and that I’m very proud of our country’s disabled athletes. Cheers to our Gold Medalist winners 🙂

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No Reason To Be Happy.

September 20, 2008

I was scolded by a customer today.

Tens of people constantly destroyed my pacqueteria and my folding displays.

My next shift is 6 days without rest…until friday.

but I’m happy.

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If I’m gonna learn to be patient ; Its gonna take a very long time. “

Alvin // Uchujin

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Too Much On My Mind.

September 15, 2008

” If I’m thinking of fucking you and you are thinking of fucking with me ; Does that mean that we are going to fuck? ” – This train of thought rammed thru my mind as I was making the morning’s coffee.

Maybe I have too much time on my hands…after everything has happened.

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Rainbow.

August 31, 2008

At the end of it all….is not a pot of gold.

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Its a lie to say I dun miss her, its foolish to say I’ve gone and moved on.

Every single day I miss her, and see her in places along my home.

Outlines of her standing there, traced by the wisp of my ciggeratte smoke.

Hang on to my words, as my Love’s foundation is shook.

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Wise words from a dumb Man.

August 30, 2008

“When your world finally happens to crash and burn ; sift thru the ashes to rebuild your mud hut.”      –Thereisnoenemy.

Good thing or not, all things will come to an end. But still, whatever remains must go on. This is the way the world has been, is, and always will be.

I trust we all keep our resentments, pride and hurt deep inside; but that is yours and your own to deal with. Rebuild your life as you deem fit and it will once again become your world.

But remember, your world is what you build of it.

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August 9, 2008

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Monotonousness

July 22, 2008

I sense something coming up, yet I dunno what or why.

Of all the dreams I had, I actually dreamt of pie(yesterday).

Everyday dun seem to bring, the uncertainty I desire.

Bernice must have put something in my drink,because suddenly miss her.

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It suddenly all changes!

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Lyrical Links.

July 15, 2008

There are always times when a certain song will trigger back the memory of your past, a period of time be it good or bad. For me…I choose to treasure and reminiscence the past as it floats in  front of my eyes once again, albeit in a flash.

S.E.N.S – Affinity. For those who manage to hear this track…this is my wedding song. This song brings back the days when I was so wildly devoted to Belle, the days where we spent our time together on Irc…and how it all started.

Chester Bennington – System .This song still brings tingles to my cheek whenever I hear it. It revolves around the period of time when I was still with Val. We actually make out to this song…and I can only say…its mad. LOL! But a great song nonetheless.

Any song from Micheal Learns To Rock. For god’s sakes I actually hate this band alright? But whenever my ears prick up to this…the compact ver of the 2 years I spent in RSH Stadium comes back to my head. The tennis rackets, throwing display shoes around with Darren and my team of part-timers – Vannessa…Xiaobai…and the lovely bass when I try to fuck the system by playing hip-hop when the manager is not around 😛 LOL!

Bryan Adams – All for Love. This is the 1st song I ever learnt to sing by heart…by myself, on a cassette tape which I recorded. I got the recording when the radio played the song after an afternoon of waiting lol! I was only 10? But with it comes the memory of AMH( Ah Ma House) and my 3 cousins(Rustin,Gary,Peijun) whom I spent almost every after-school afternoon with.

X Japan – Forever Love. Ahh…this 1. It holds the days of Irc and the time when I was learning Jap thru my job as a videographer. From these days I got to know the core of my frens, Sano, Honggy,Belle and lots of people whom I actually managed to spot on the streets. Japanese culture and interior design was my life. And it all cracked when Hide went to the great stage in the sky.

Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars. Actually almost any song reminds of the time I worked in CHECK. Yeow, Eugene,Joanne, Leslie, Xiao Qing, Patrica, Sandy…these people filled my life then…and Snow Patrol was the 1st CD they allowed me to play….after I had secretly been playing it ever since they allowed me to open shop alone. The surreal 3 hours before the Heeren crowd sets in…my morning coffee and magazine…somehow even cleaning up the shop was a nice memory lol!

Cranberries – Zombies. LOL! This one brings a grin across my face everytime I remember. Ok, this was because of a time when Ron,Ben,Fong,Phee and I was in army. We were in our second year and we were slacking around…and Ron was playing his guitar. He suddenly played Zombie and we started to sing softly( we were supposed to keep quiet so we wun get “arrowed” to do some stupid duties like cutting grass, sweeping some general area. But we sang the song softly until the chorus and we started to yell :”In your head, In your head ZOMBIE ZOMBIEZOMBIE~~~ !!!” We were totally screaming until we suddenly realised and started laughing out loud. The duty sergeant could actually hear us from the ground floor and came out of the office and started shouting at us to shut up. LOL! But we did it again , although the second time wasn’t tat funny as the 1st time hahaha!

I’m sure everyone has a few songs that bring back a smile or a tear….anyone wanna share it here? Write the song and the memory in the comments! 🙂

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I met up with Ber after work…she was suppose to sell her fone but the buyer was a pilot. End up we had dinner together and chatted about everything. Alot of stuff to talk to her about and I was totally rambling on la! But it felt good coz I really missed her…the hour long dinner felt like 20mins…lol! Thats why we are gonna meet again tml morning. You can’t have too much of a good thing lol!

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Restored.

July 11, 2008

Bloody internet connection down due to the fuckers @ Microsoft. Their new update patch made love to my Zonealarm, causing it to block my internet access. Sheesh~
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Its ok

Why are you crying?

I feel no disdain,

Why pound on my chest?

I feel no pain.

Funny how you wail my name;

When I’ve finally won Life’s Game.

Everyone’s here;

gathered,faces grim.

Soon they’ll leave again;

Earth filled to the brim.